10. A man's pair of fleece pants size large hold 1 qt. of urine
9. The average man pees 1.5 quarts of urine a night
8. Medicare Part D takes a Phd to understand
7. Most folks needing Medicare Part D do not have a Phd
6. Adult diapers cost 15.00 a box
5. It takes 2 hours to get in to your appointment following cataract surgery
4. The appointment itself is 10 minutes
3. If you don't rinse and wash your dentures daily you WILL develop dragon breath
2. The "Walking Farts" does exist and has the same aroma as any other fart
1. With all this being said, the only other option is pushing up the daisies and that can't be fun either.
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